I've only got one eye, my left arm is hanging on by a thread and I've got a burnt bottom. I don't want to talk about my early life.
Since I've retired however, my chum Little Ted and I have had quite a nice time really - apart from the incident at the nudist beach. I don't really want to talk about that either.
Oh, I forgot to mention that I've lost my 'grunt' as well. That's very serious ...... if you're a teddy bear. It's our main means of communication so even if I wanted to talk about that - I can't.
So, there you have it - my potted history. [I don't suppose anyone's that interested anyway - which would be typical]
7 comments:
I wanna hear more....
Grumpy Ted should talk about his love of knitted underthings. I think that would make a lovelier storyline.
Knitting!!!!!! is there no escape? *grumph*
Hey, you're the first real commenter - this will go down in the annals [check spelling really carefully ......... OK ..... DP taught me everything I know you know] of history .... *grumph*
I like your story you big grump. I can tell you're grumpy by your upside down smile.
Look at my face, I'm perpetually LOLing ... that's a lot of responsibility! I envy you.
There are many reasons why he looks like that ...... and not all my fault!
since you have been retired??? You've always been in retirement lol
The grumpiness came later *snigger*
Oh BTW ..... KNITTING PATTERNS....
(SnOwY bEaR... legs it -----> ooo ouch my old stitches give me jip when I run )
I won't laugh ..... well not much anyway
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