I've only got one eye, my left arm is hanging on by a thread and I've got a burnt bottom. I don't want to talk about my early life.
Since I've retired however, my chum Little Ted and I have had quite a nice time really - apart from the incident at the nudist beach. I don't really want to talk about that either.
Oh, I forgot to mention that I've lost my 'grunt' as well. That's very serious ...... if you're a teddy bear. It's our main means of communication so even if I wanted to talk about that - I can't.
So, there you have it - my potted history. [I don't suppose anyone's that interested anyway - which would be typical]
